Calamity's Vanities/Stuck Orthocera

The Stuck Orthocera is a Hardmode furniture item that is dropped by Orthoceras. When hovered over with a cursor or if the player has an Orthocera Shell, it will start sobbing uncontrollably with a trail of tears that extends off screen and inflict the player with Happy!. The Stuck Orthocera can also be grounded up into Blood Orbs, cooked into Hadal Stew, or "upgraded" into the Orthocera Jacuzzi. When right clicked, the Stuck Orthocera [[Media:Orthocera Help Me (Calamity's Vanities).mp3|begs for mercy audibly]]. Placing too many Stuck Orthoceras close together will cause reality to start breaking, changing the background until the player moves away or reduces the amount of Stuck Orthoceras enough.