Dirt Rod's Wrath/Crewmate Slayer

The Crewmate Slayer is an unobtainable sword. When swung, it shoots a projectile that inflicts these debuffs: Slow, Ichor, Frozen. All these debuffs last for 5 hours.

Trivia

 * The sword is a reference to the video game Among Us.
 * The projectile is a reference to the meme Among Us Drip (or Among Drip or Amogus)
 * The sound when swung/used is a combined sound of the Suspense sound effect and the Among Us Body Reported sound effect.
 * The damage (69,420) is an ironic number which is a combination of the number 69 (a number which means a certain sex position) and the number 420 (a number which is often referred to a number that resembles cannabis or the act of smoking cannabis)